July 9, 2004; 11:30 am

Monument, Smetana boulevard, Prague.

Focal length : 12.7mm (35mm equivalent: 49mm)
Exposure time: 0.800 s
Aperture : f/2.8
ISO equiv. : 200
Whitebalance : Manual
Light Source : Incandescent

A fountain outside of the Hradcany summer palace, demonstrating the anatomic functioning of small boys, a standard educational feature of European fountains, not normally found with US fountains.

Prague, July 10, 2004; 12:30pm

Here we have it all in a statue in the fantastical Wallenstein Garden. Lactation, drooling, micturition. What more can you ask?
Technical info:
Focal length : 49.8mm (35mm equivalent: 197mm)
Exposure time: 0.0063 s (1/160)
Aperture : f/11.0
ISO equiv. : 100

European fountains are generally anatomically correct. Usually it's cherubs peeing; sometimes it's mothers lactating. This one is in motion, phalli waggling, hips swiveling, in front of a pizza place north of the 3 Ostriches Hotel. The men and women who took notice didn't stay long; the women often laughed, a humbling thing for a guy, for we don't laugh at the statues of nude women...